Satire? Otherwise, I am treating it as a serious, if bizarre and malevolent comment. Can you read, Vera? The plan severely restricts cars, banning users at a certain point. So, nothing *fake*. It's as real as the coy, oily deceit of those of your ilk who worship at the altar of fascist control. 'Hurt me harder, Daddy!'
They can use the bike, as often as they want. So this article is basically fake news.
Get on your bike Vera, and ef off
It's sarcastic.
Satire? Otherwise, I am treating it as a serious, if bizarre and malevolent comment. Can you read, Vera? The plan severely restricts cars, banning users at a certain point. So, nothing *fake*. It's as real as the coy, oily deceit of those of your ilk who worship at the altar of fascist control. 'Hurt me harder, Daddy!'